sparklesthezipper:

buttonsandzippers:

sparklesthezipper:

buttonsandzippers:

sparklesthezipper:

buttonsandzippers:

Mom: Are you wearing a bra under your pajamas?!

Buttons: Yes?

Mom: WHY?

Buttons: Because I like the fact that I can actually fill one out now and I never want to forget it

Mom: But you have to give your boobs room to breathe! Or else they won’t grow.

Buttons:…

Needless to say, I rushed to the nearest bathroom and stripped it off. But funny thing I realized: our breasts are like children. If we smother them, they’ll never mature properly. Sure, restraints are necessary every now and then. But if you restrict them 24/7, you’re doing more harm than good.

Hmm…. if I wasn’t so busy making sure my boobs had enough breathing space, I would have informed my mother of this enlightening analogy. Maybe she’d get a hint.

- buttons :)

your mother is wrong. it doesnt matter.. they’ll grow anyway. I wear my bra all the time and Look at my boobs..

 Well that kind of throws my analogy out the window. Still… I can’t take any chances. After all, your boobs are different from mine.

bull shit. you are just a late bloomer. I got my in 8th grade and they told me the same thing and I ignored them hoping they wouldnt grow….and thus they did despite the cosntant bondage.

 That’s inspiring. No joke.

how is that inspiring?

 Because they grew no matter what.