Mom: Are you wearing a bra under your pajamas?!

Buttons: Yes?

Mom: WHY?

Buttons: Because I like the fact that I can actually fill one out now and I never want to forget it

Mom: But you have to give your boobs room to breathe! Or else they won’t grow.

Buttons:…

Needless to say, I rushed to the nearest bathroom and stripped it off. But funny thing I realized: our breasts are like children. If we smother them, they’ll never mature properly. Sure, restraints are necessary every now and then. But if you restrict them 24/7, you’re doing more harm than good.

Hmm…. if I wasn’t so busy making sure my boobs had enough breathing space, I would have informed my mother of this enlightening analogy. Maybe she’d get a hint.

- buttons :)