September 2009
146 posts
We just understand each other
Zipper: I LOVE YOU
Buttons: As you should
Zipper: I'll take that as I love you too
Buttons: I'm glad you can read in between the lines
www.mylifeisg.com →
I’m actually close to tears. These stories are so inspiring.
FML and MLIA are funny. But MLIG is just… uplifting. And I hope it doesn’t change.
- buttons :)
When I look at people.
I often try to guess what Kind of mental illness they have.
I like to see if you can tell by just staring at someone and how they act.
For example when I met my best buddy buttons I watched her for a while and decided that she would OCD or a perfectionist because when we would do work she would focus on it until she got it right and if she couldnt get it right it would bother her.
haha. its odd...
buttons love
sparklesthezipper:
Nathan is my delivery man
feel jealous.
God damn you, universe. Last time I ordered pizza, I got a hippie pizza delivery man. Complete with the ponytail.
The least they could have done was send Nathan after I had to wait two hours for my food.
I’m only ordering pizza on weekends after 6 PM. If that doesn’t work, I may just have to stalk Dominos until I find...
ZIPPER!
Bonus points if you find the matching shirt for my future crush :D I could send it to him anonymously and claim fate wants us to be together.
- buttons :)
I'm so jealous, I'm contemplating finding my own...
Today, my friend was wearing a “I only date Ninjas” shirt, a few minutes later this guy came up to her and said “I’ll pick you up at seven.” He was wearing a shirt that said “Hi, my name is Ninja.” MLIA
[via MyLifeIsAverage]
This is like… my dream. It’s an ongoing joke between me and my friends.
- buttons :)
You have to set your boobs free!
sparklesthezipper:
buttonsandzippers:
sparklesthezipper:
buttonsandzippers:
sparklesthezipper:
buttonsandzippers:
Mom: Are you wearing a bra under your pajamas?!
Buttons: Yes?
Mom: WHY?
Buttons: Because I like the fact that I can actually fill one out now and I never want to forget it
Mom: But you have to give your boobs room to breathe! Or else they won’t grow.
Buttons:…
...
BUTTONS
sparklesthezipper:
buttonsandzippers:
sparklesthezipper:
buttonsandzippers:
sparklesthezipper:
Im sad…on the verge of tears.
Cheer me up!
WHAT? WHY?
Just let me clean off my knife and I’ll fix it.
I just got done cutting potatos. Kind of fitting…
I watched some asshole burn a kitten alive.. and yes it is ironic.
Was it that video you had mentioned earlier? Is it legit? Where’d...
You have to set your boobs free!
sparklesthezipper:
buttonsandzippers:
sparklesthezipper:
buttonsandzippers:
Mom: Are you wearing a bra under your pajamas?!
Buttons: Yes?
Mom: WHY?
Buttons: Because I like the fact that I can actually fill one out now and I never want to forget it
Mom: But you have to give your boobs room to breathe! Or else they won’t grow.
Buttons:…
Needless to say, I rushed to the nearest bathroom...
BUTTONS
sparklesthezipper:
buttonsandzippers:
sparklesthezipper:
Im sad…on the verge of tears.
Cheer me up!
WHAT? WHY?
Just let me clean off my knife and I’ll fix it.
I just got done cutting potatos. Kind of fitting…
I watched some asshole burn a kitten alive.. and yes it is ironic.
Was it that video you had mentioned earlier? Is it legit? Where’d you see it? Youtube? Can you track...
You have to set your boobs free!
sparklesthezipper:
buttonsandzippers:
Mom: Are you wearing a bra under your pajamas?!
Buttons: Yes?
Mom: WHY?
Buttons: Because I like the fact that I can actually fill one out now and I never want to forget it
Mom: But you have to give your boobs room to breathe! Or else they won’t grow.
Buttons:…
Needless to say, I rushed to the nearest bathroom and stripped it off. But funny thing I...
BUTTONS
sparklesthezipper:
Im sad…on the verge of tears.
Cheer me up!
WHAT? WHY?
Just let me clean off my knife and I’ll fix it.
I just got done cutting potatos. Kind of fitting…
You have to set your boobs free!
Mom: Are you wearing a bra under your pajamas?!
Buttons: Yes?
Mom: WHY?
Buttons: Because I like the fact that I can actually fill one out now and I never want to forget it
Mom: But you have to give your boobs room to breathe! Or else they won’t grow.
Buttons:…
Needless to say, I rushed to the nearest bathroom and stripped it off. But funny thing I realized: our breasts are like...
Your college experience is determined by the...
Our school recently had a college night, where apparently many many colleges came to promote life after high school.
I asked my friend to grab me a couple of brochures from Rice and Baylor.
Baylor’s information packet is very fancy looking. It actually kind of surprises me they’d actually spend money on the students at our high school… considering our own school doesn’t...
I love it when girls are awkwardly pretty. Because...
-zipper
If I die I want my Tumblr publishe so my random...
(via sparklesthezipper)
Please don’t die.
The thought of you haunting me as a ghost sends chills down my spine. More so than your weenus rapes.
An email address is a form of self expression
sparklesthezipper:
buttonsandzippers:
sparklesthezipper:
buttonsandzippers:
Today in Academic Decathlon, we recieved a list of members and all contact information.
This guy tried to make fun of my email address.
“How are you going to make fun of my email address, mister mc nugget at yahoo?”
- buttons :)
OHMG RICHARD!!! haha. I made fun of him for that in SWAT the other day I lvoe that...
“In the case of Zipper, violence IS the answer”
– Richard
An email address is a form of self expression
sparklesthezipper:
buttonsandzippers:
Today in Academic Decathlon, we recieved a list of members and all contact information.
This guy tried to make fun of my email address.
“How are you going to make fun of my email address, mister mc nugget at yahoo?”
- buttons :)
OHMG RICHARD!!! haha. I made fun of him for that in SWAT the other day I lvoe that kid :D
Richard makes me laugh. Which...
An email address is a form of self expression
Today in Academic Decathlon, we recieved a list of members and all contact information.
This guy tried to make fun of my email address.
“How are you going to make fun of my email address, mister mc nugget at yahoo?”
- buttons :)
Zipper just give me a lock of your hair and I'll...
kay thanks buttons
but that is the creepiest sentence I have ever heard.
I'm watching Robin Hood for the second time in a...
(via cateyemo)
I love that movie!
Pancakes= stomach flu
not a good mix
my vomit smelled syrupy though
I
Dont like texas…
theres to much pride.
I dont like pride.
-zipper
It doesnt matter
What you have done.
I could never ever not love you.
I just want you safe.
but see now you’re running again
and leaving everything behind.
but in time.
you’ll look back
and I’ll be standing there
just ready to take you back.
(family is family sweetie)
-zipper
Hmm. Are you people American or Someone Wonderful...
I refuse to let anyone else I love abandon me for...
-zipper
Can you simply give up..but still be trying?
-zipper
“I love you more than jack the ripper loves ripping”
– zipper
I smell a lawsuit...
In one of the hallways at school, there was a broken water fountain.
The broken water fountain led to spilled water on the floor.
Spilled water is very hard to see on white tile floors in bad lighting.
So of course I walk through there. And of course I fall flat on my butt.
I walked around wet for about an hour or so after that.
Zipper’s clumsiness must be contagious.
- buttons :)
I learned that there is a difference between...
“We all have a little rapist in us”
– Unknown
I was aware I had a thing for dorks...
But now I’ve realized I have a thing for nerds, too. And it kind of scares me.
Humor, intelligence, sincere cheesiness, and geniune attention make me melt.
- buttons :)
I'm a tad obsessed with clavicles.
cateyemo:
buttonsandzippers:
cateyemo:
Don’t judge me :(
really I think they’re awkward.
I think they’re beautiful<3
well then I guess they are awkwardly beautiful.. but still they kind of feel funny :O
“I dont care anymore, I gave up on that a long time ago”
– unknown
I'm a tad obsessed with clavicles.
cateyemo:
Don’t judge me :(
really I think they’re awkward.
rant :D
haha.
I sit here and I watch my tv and guess what pops up.
the feed the children commercial and I just scream in frustration!
I am tired of watching tihs god damn country put everything above those who truly need help here, where they are.
But NOOO we have to make ourselves feel better and help the kids in Africa.
I get it, they have les than us and we should help them.
but really to you...
I have a thing for Asians.
cateyemo:
I’m just now realizing it and I’m starting to come to terms with it.
Hahahahaha.
I’m Asian, but I have the opposite problem. I seem to be repelled by most Asian guys. They’re not ugly, I just don’t find them attractive.
I have a thing for white guys <3
- buttons :)
I told my cat if he was wise he wouldnt fight my...
well he did.
and houdini won :D
my cat now runs whenever I bring houdini around.
haha.
zipper
